Editors of the wizarding presses! Alert your magical staff and tell them to start sharpening their quills! After centuries of surly disposition, and grumbling about ‘that meddlesome fool of a Cupid’, the Name Tag Wizard himself has at long last found love! And not a moment too soon if you were to ask any of us – every year around this time he just seemed to get progressively harder and harder to deal with.
All of us had to keep our flowers under our desks, our chocolates in drawers – he did however show some leniency with stuffed animals, but that’s only because he has such a soft spot (no pun intended okay maybe it was) for animals real or fake. For years we’ve suspected that maybe he was still carrying a torch for Mrs. Clause, or maybe he had contracted a horrible case of Grinch-Itis when he last went hiking through the Suessical Mountain Range with that talking cat and his obnoxious hat. (You didn’t know that the Cat in the Hat was a wizard?! Honestly now, how else could he have managed everything he did!)
Whatever the reason, our darling wizard finds himself in the most wretched of moods this time of year. But this year something is different. On numerous occasions he’s been spotted smiling to himself, exchanging in pleasantries with passersby’s, the other morning poor Petunia over in our engraving department forgot to hide the flowers her husband had sent her and when the wizard walked by we braced ourselves for the worst. But just what did our wizard do? He stopped and smelled them! No yelling, no screaming, no tantrums in sight. It really was most peculiar behavior for him given that it’s February. Naturally we were all very confused, but most of all we were curious. What could be the reason behind this change from traditional Valentine’s Day behavior for the wizard?
What began as whispers, grew to murmurs, and then before we knew it we were shouting with joy! Yes, at long last the wizard has found love! Okay, well maybe not love exactly, but from what we gather they’ve gone on a few dates and so far nothing catastrophic has happened! That’s a good sign! So just who is the lucky lady that’s caught our wizards eye? None other than the famed Glinda the good witch of the north!
After figuring out all the lovey-dovey shenanigans the Wizard and his new main squeeze have been up to, we thought now might be the perfect time to ask him about new marketing strategies, specifically a new coupon code to share with all of our lovely followers and friends. Under normal circumstances around this time of year, the very idea of sending out a coupon code to celebrate Valentine’s Day was absolutely repulsive to the Wizard, but this year we find him whistling a different tune (literally). As a result, we managed to get the Wizard to agree to free shipping in honor of Valentine’s Day!
We’re all so very pleased and excited to see the wizard in such a good mood, not to mention all the orders coming in! But you’d better hurry and capitalize on this deal while you can! Who knows how long before these fair northern winds of love and happiness from Glinda will turn West.
Use our coupon code USPS at the checkout and the Wizard will magically get rid of any and all shipping charges for your order!